the woj |ðē; ðə||wōj|

noun

(loosely) a member of the species Homo sapiens, distinguished from other animals by superior mental development, power of articulate speech, and upright stance.

• (in reality) an entity celebrated for its quirky Polish surname, colorful dance moves, and its unholy affinity to guacamole and expensive tequila.
• known for its tendency to migrate anywhere that is not Indiana
• identifiable by v-shaped scar on left index finger caused by disagreement with x-acto knife 
• misplaces personal property often
• can be revived from any foul mood with speedy deployment of "Powerthirst" 

 woj-ness |wōjnis|

noun

state of being in agreement with the woj: a life of woj-ness and dedication to all things woj

• (by blood) those who share DNA with the woj, also same Polish surname
• (in spirit) those who emulate the same quirks as the woj (example: appreciation for "virtual fireplace" DVD)

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 Woj-ness (through DNA) 

Woj-ness (in principle)