Howdy everyone. I am ThePinkChuck.  And I am here to give you the scoop on the loop

into the basketball hoop of snooping on me (that was longer than a joel mchale tie; i forgot

 i wear bow ties). I am short/tall. I am black/white. I am boy/girl. Really, I am just stuck in the

middle of it all. But who doesn't like a moderate? 

Of all my middling traits,

gender is my plum commodity.